maritsa-met:

Jeff Bezos' Alleged Texts With Lauren Sanchez Surface After Divorce

Richest man in the world split from wife MacKenzie Bezos after 25 years of marriage

E! Online

“In one message obtained by the outlet, Jeff reportedly wrote, “I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.”

Is this what happens when you ask Alexa to write your sexts?

analife:

Versace // Ready to Wear - Pre-Fall 2019

owlsongsandgoblinlaughs:

strikelikeahawk:

This is so fucking important.

UGH YES OKAY TIME TO BE THIS WAY!!!!!

tawbah:

growth is sometimes a lonely process

thefunnydeepandrandom:

elizabeth-bennet:

lowkey can’t wait for there to be an especially dramatic episode of brooklyn nine nine where andy sambergs character gets shot and everyone dubs mmm whatcha say over the scene and we come full circle

Bold of you to assume that B99 won’t do it themselves

imsoofuckingsad:

it’s like i always say: fuck

maxiesatanofficial:

wikilifeadvice:

stop your addiction to being right

good advice for everyone who isn’t me

catfasteve:

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

fullmetalwindbreaker:

going to bed without an alarm set feels good feels organic. all natural free range sleep baby